Monday, March 1, 2010

I wasn't paying attention

Vince: I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention
Rebeka: I said I never thought that you would think of me like that.
Vince: Like what?
Rebeka: Like what you said you thought I was.
Vince: What did I say you were like?
Rebeka: ... I'm not sure I wasn't paying attention, but I knew it was bad.
Vince: But I never said anything bad
Rebeka: Yeah, you said like, I was a smoking alcoholic that just sluts around and shows her body to the world
Vince: I would never say that
Rebeka: Well you said something along those lines.
Vince: But you do not even smoke. Or drink.
Rebeka: Which is why I was confused when you said that about me.
Vince: I'm sorry what? I wasn't paying attention.
Rebeka: I was confused.
Vince: Why?
Rebeka: Because you called me a smoking alcoholic.
Vince: No I never did.
Rebeka: Do not lie to me like that. I heard you with my own ears.
Vince: But I really never said it. I said you were smoking hot and after all these calls it seems like you are a slut, but I know you aren't because you are intelligent and independent and do not need to resort to things like that.
Rebeka: I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, did you call me a smoking slut?
Vince: What? No.
Rebeka: Yes you did, I just heard you.
Vince: But I did not say that!
Rebeka: What did you say?
Vince: I forgot. But it wasn't that.
Rebeka: What did you forget how bitchy you just were to me? Short term memory?
Vince: No, no. That is not it at all. I just forgot what I said exactly.
Rebeka: Just try to repeat the basic idea of what you just said to me again, I'm sure you could be able to do that and this way I would feel better about myself knowing that you at least were not being so incredibly heartless towards me and my feelings.
Vince: I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. You want me to do what to you?
Rebeka: I don't want you to do anything to me! I said you should repeat what you said as best as you can so that I could feel better about myself.
Vince: You want to feel yourself?
Rebeka: I want to feel good.
Vince: I can try to make you feel good but I don't know how this is going to make you feel better.
Rebeka: I don't want you to make me feel good!
Vince: I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, why don't you want me to make you feel good? You want to remain upset at me?
Rebeka: No that is not the case at all.
Vince: What case?
Rebeka: The situation at hand.
Vince: Oh that's right, I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
Rebeka: Can you at least apologize?
Vince: For what?
Rebeka: For what you said.
Vince: What did I say?
Rebeka: That I am not good enough for you.
Vince: I'm sorry I said that. I don't know why I would even say that because I think you are beautiful, absolutely stunning really. And there is nothing in the world I would not do to make you smile at least for a moment. You deserve to smile.
Rebeka: I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention, what did you say?