If you were a toilet...

If you were a toilet I´d shit in your mouth
And if you lived in the north, I´d live in the south,
And if you were a pillow I´d set you on fire,
Or if I were driving you´d be under my tire.

If you were tissue, I´d blow through your center,
And you´d be the student and I´d be your mentor
If you were a tree I´d chop you down,
And if you were swimming I´d hope that you´d drown,

I´d kick your balls if we played soccer,
And after the game shove you in a locker,
If you were a rug, I would rub mud in your face,
And if you looked at me I´d spray you with mace.

It is not that I´m mean, or simply a bitch,
It is all your fault for being a witch,
You made an enemy, whether you know it or not,
But soon you´ll remember that you never forgot.